{"id":34582,"date":"2025-11-02T12:42:52","date_gmt":"2025-11-02T10:42:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/uhty.com.ua\/?p=34582"},"modified":"2025-11-02T16:35:44","modified_gmt":"2025-11-02T14:35:44","slug":"there-are-notes-on-their-phone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/uhty.com.ua\/en\/there-are-notes-on-their-phone\/","title":{"rendered":"Notes in the phone (night, SEO, beer)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Notes<br \/>\n(don&#039;t delete!! you can disassemble it later)<br \/>\n23:14<br \/>\nI shouldn&#039;t have opened that fucking Search Consol\u2026 (SC)<br \/>\nor how it&#039;s spelled correctly, I&#039;m already tired<br \/>\nI just wanted to take a look for a moment.<br \/>\nAha<br \/>\n23:17<br \/>\nThe beer was in the fridge as if waiting.<br \/>\nHeineken? Huh? hey, you got it<br \/>\n(the correct name is not important here, the main thing is that it is cold)<br \/>\n23:26<br \/>\nplan<br \/>\n\u2014 write an article about\u2026 what the hell was it supposed to be about??<br \/>\n\u2014 ah, about the content that \u201cshould be unique\u201d (the irony is that I\u2019m uniquely obsessed)<br \/>\n23:41<br \/>\nPPC neighbor turned on her \u201cmusic for success\u201d again, where \u201cthe universe, open the flow of money to me\u201d<br \/>\nUniverse, if you can hear me, open the traffic flow first, money later<br \/>\n23:48<br \/>\nTomorrow, DON&#039;T watch SC first thing.<br \/>\n(rewrite!!!)<br \/>\nbecause the day will go by in a f**k again<br \/>\n23:55<br \/>\nI want to buy new headphones...<br \/>\nto NOT hear thoughts about traffic<br \/>\nand the neighbor<br \/>\nand myself<br \/>\nI honestly sometimes think that the speakers in the Lexus sound better than my brain neurons.<br \/>\n00:06<br \/>\nabout Lexus<br \/>\nSomeone told me &quot;change your headlights because they are as dim as your desire to live&quot;\u201c<br \/>\nI found it funny*<br \/>\n*no, not funny, just apt<br \/>\n00:14<br \/>\nGoogle as a toxic ex<br \/>\n\u2014 keeps it \u201cjust in case\u201d<br \/>\n\u2014 doesn&#039;t let go<br \/>\n\u2014 but also doesn&#039;t love<br \/>\nI need to write this down somewhere separately.<br \/>\n00:21<br \/>\nbeer #2<br \/>\n(just in case anyone reads this in the future \u2014 I&#039;m not an alcoholic, I&#039;m an SEO specialist, these are different diagnoses)<br \/>\n00:24<br \/>\nThought: why am I writing this?<br \/>\nto then look and say \u201cah, that\u2019s why I\u2019m tired again in the morning\u201d<br \/>\n00:32<br \/>\nIt seemed that when I became an adult, it would become clearer.<br \/>\nNo<br \/>\nthe problems are the same, just the prices have increased<br \/>\nand Google updates more often<br \/>\n00:44<br \/>\nremind: buy a loaf of bread, cheese, water, and something \u201cfor beer\u201d<br \/>\n(but not today, because I don&#039;t want to leave the house tomorrow if traffic drops)<br \/>\n00:52<br \/>\n\u201cMaybe it\u2019s SEO, go in a taxi\u201d<br \/>\n(remove?)<br \/>\n\u2014 no, let it be, to remember how my head wanders<br \/>\n01:03<br \/>\nI never wrote that article.<br \/>\nbut there is more truth in the notes here than in all my \u201cexpert\u201d texts combined<br \/>\n01:11<br \/>\nWhat did I want to write next?<br \/>\n\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026..<br \/>\nI&#039;ll go pour some more beer.<br \/>\n01:36<br \/>\n(returned)<br \/>\nthe beer is gone<br \/>\nthere&#039;s some cider left from last time... no, cider is a betrayal of beer<br \/>\n01:44<br \/>\nsometimes you just want Google to write a message:<br \/>\n\u201cbro, I see you\u2019re trying, keep it stable for 2 weeks\u201d<br \/>\nthat would be more humane than what he&#039;s doing now<br \/>\n01:58<br \/>\nok<br \/>\nsleep<br \/>\nDO NOT open SC<br \/>\nDO NOT open<br \/>\nnot\u2026<br \/>\n(opened)<br \/>\n\u2026\u2026<br \/>\nI&#039;m going to bed.<\/p>\n<p>That&#039;s what happens) And if you&#039;re serious, then for questions about effective SEO promotion, contact <a href=\"https:\/\/www.webstudio-gk.pro\/seo-optimizatsiya-2\/\">webstudio-gk.pro<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Notes (don&#039;t delete it!! maybe I&#039;ll sort it out later) 23:14 I shouldn&#039;t have opened that fucking Search Consol... (SC) or whatever it&#039;s spelled correctly, I already have it, I just wanted to look at it for a minute, yeah 23:17 The beer was in the fridge as if waiting for Heineken? Hein? Oh, you get the idea (the correct name isn&#039;t important here, the main thing is that it&#039;s cold) 23:26 The plan is to write...<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":34583,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[402],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-34582","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-blog-rizne"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/uhty.com.ua\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34582","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/uhty.com.ua\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/uhty.com.ua\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/uhty.com.ua\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/uhty.com.ua\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=34582"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/uhty.com.ua\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34582\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/uhty.com.ua\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/34583"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/uhty.com.ua\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=34582"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/uhty.com.ua\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=34582"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/uhty.com.ua\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=34582"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}